He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.