He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I never said most of the things I said.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.