Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I am two with nature.

A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.