I don't wanna end up, after the boys have gone, a little off my head playing racquetball against the fireplace.

I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.

ABC has told me that a sponsor has complained about my making anti-Nixon jokes. I would just like to say that I believe Mr. Nixon did his best to destroy this country.

There were people I know that got upset that I kiss people. I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me.

I'm a hustler. I'm a smartass, but I love people.