Marriage Quotations

Alan King

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a...

Alan King

If you want to read about love and marriage,...

Alan King

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting...

Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend...

Ambrose Bierce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness...

Ambrose Bierce

Love: A temporary insanity curable by...

Ambrose Bierce

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community...

A. P. Herbert

The concept of two people living together for 25...

Benjamin Disraeli

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day...

Benjamin Disraeli

No man is regular in his attendance at the...

Bette Davis

I'd marry again if I found a man who...

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex...

Charles Caleb Colton

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes...

Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that...

Never get married in college; it's hard to get...

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous...

George Jessel

Marriage is a mistake every man should...

George Jessel

The human brain starts working the moment you are...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage...

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music...

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan...

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if...

If I ever marry, it will be on a...

Men have a much better time of it than...

No married man is genuinely happy if he has...

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of...

Irwin Corey

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it...

Isadora Duncan

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and...

James C. Dobson

Don't marry the person you think you can live...

James H. Boren

A dress that zips up the back will bring...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack...

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your...

Joseph Joubert

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would...

Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but...

Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many...

Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit...

Lee Grant

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist,...

Lord Byron

I have great hopes that we shall love each...

Lyndon B. Johnson

I have learned that only two things are necessary...

Marilyn Monroe

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to...

Michel de Montaigne

A good marriage would be between a blind wife...

Mignon McLaughlin

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,...

Mignon McLaughlin

If you made a list of reasons why any...

Patrick McGoohan

Marriage is a wonderful...

Paul Hornung

Never get married in the morning - you never...

Robert Anderson

In every marriage more than a week old, there...

Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't...

Robert Graves

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like...

Robert Menzies

A man may be a tough, concentrated, successful money-maker...

Sacha Guitry

When a man steals your wife, there is no...

Shelley Winters

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to...

Stephen Leacock

Many a man in love with a dimple makes...

St. Jerome

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to...

Sydney J. Harris

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that...

W. Somerset Maugham

A man marries to have a home, but also...

Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has...

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man...