American
Novelist
American Novelist
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, "What's in it for me?"
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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
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Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.