I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own.

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

A word after a word after a word is power.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

Because I am a mother, I am capable of being shocked: as I never was when I was not one.